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quotes.push("<font color=black>Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help. </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>Thursday night -- Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow. </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer. </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends. </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early. </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>Wednesday, the Ladies' Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing, Put me in My Little Bed accompanied by the pastor. </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>Thursday at 5:00 P.M. there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in his study. </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the alter. </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>The service will close with Little Drops of Water. One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in. </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so. </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>Tuesday at 4 P.M. there will be an ice cream social. Will ladies giving milk, please come early. </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>Wednesday the Ladies Literary Society will meet. Mrs. Johns will sing <i>Put Me In My Little Bed</i> accompanied by the Pastor. </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>Thursday at 5 P.M. there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become Little Mothers will please meet the Minister in his study. </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>The service will close with <i>Little Drops of Water.</i> One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join her. </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>On Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the expenses of the new carpeting. All wishing to do something on the carpet, please come forward and get a piece of paper. </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin. </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>Thursday night — potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.  </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and the community.  </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.  </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.  </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends. </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and get a piece of paper. </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday. </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow. </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be <i>What Is Hell?</i> — come early and listen to our choir practice. </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8:00 p.m. in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King. </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>Miss Charlene Mason sang, “I will not pass this way again,” giving obvious pleasure to the congregation. </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don’t forget your husbands. </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>The sermon this morning: “Jesus Walks on the Water.” The sermon tonight: <b>Searching for Jesus.</b> </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get. </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack’s sermons. </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing <i>Break Forth into Joy.</i> </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days. </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones. </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered. </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility. </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning. </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday. Please use the back door. </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7:00 p.m. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy. </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>Weight Watchers will meet at 7:00 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance. </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>Fasting & Prayer Conference next Saturday; meals included. </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>The Peacemakers meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict. </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>Don’t let worry kill you off - let the Church help. </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin. </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done. </font>");
quotes.push("<font color=black>The Associate Minister unveiled the church’s new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: <b>I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours.</b> </font>");
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